this is the best line i’ve ever read
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed youNone Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.
Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”
This always makes me laugh.
a few years ago i went to a local military vehicle rally with my dad and there were creepy papier-mache shreks everywhere
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
you stare at the great beast before you
he is majestic - yes - but frightful as well
his glorious moustache drips with the lustrous starlight of foreign galaxies he’s destroyed over the course of the universe’s history
countless aeons have passed at the will of this godlike being alone
he opens his horrible jaw, and you cringe as a grand roar booms over you
this is the sound of time itself, surging forward with all its power: